I would have made it on time if it hadn’t been for my massive breakfast.
I noticed the bus stop was completely empty...” Love Quotes Everybody have something to say about love.
But turns out Aziz has some surprisingly poignant, and unsurprisingly hilarious, things to say on the subject of love.
Did you compete in the Tour de France and cure cancer with a free hand?
Or like, the floating elbow of a cropped ex out of frame. "Live every week like its shark week."Are you sure youre not one of the popular guys from my high school? Looking for someone to go on adventures withThe thing is, the worst idea for a first date is to embark on an inescapable all-day excursion that you cant slither out of with an emergency or an Im tired, because you are eating octopus on Mars while searching for the Treasure of the Sierra Madre, or whatever the fuck. "Not your typical finance guy."Ironically, writing this makes you a typical finance guy.
Will recommend The Dao of Pooh to you right after sex. Keep em moving.7. But a full-on list of your physical attributes like that comes off pretty arrogant.
It doesnt help that these types always post shirtless photos.10.